Stop worrying.
Let a robot do it.

Outsource your anxiety to a dedicated worry robot. Tell it what to stress about and enjoy your newfound peace of mind.

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How it works

Three simple steps to a worry-free life

1

Tell us your worry

Describe exactly what's been keeping you up at night. The more detail, the better your robot can stress about it.

2

Set the duration

Choose how many days your robot should dedicate to worrying. A week? A month? A whole year of premium anxiety.

3

Relax completely

Your robot takes over. It'll pace back and forth, overthink every scenario, and catastrophize on your behalf.

Why our robots?

Premium worry technology, affordable pricing

Advanced Overthinking Engine

Our robots use state-of-the-art catastrophizing algorithms to explore every worst-case scenario.

24/7 Worry Loops

Your robot never sleeps. It replays your worry on an infinite loop so you don't have to.

Anxiety Analytics

Get daily reports on how intensely your robot is worrying. Peak panic hours included.

Worry Containment

All worries are securely contained within the robot. Zero chance of them leaking back to you.

Choose your robot

Premium anxiety, one robot at a time

Most popular
Pro

The Spiral Specialist

For the serious worrier. Full catastrophe mode, 24/7 existential dread loops, and premium worst-case scenario generation.

  • ✦ Unlimited worries
  • ✦ Full catastrophizing suite
  • ✦ 3am panic simulations
  • ✦ Daily anxiety analytics
  • ✦ Priority robot assignment
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30-day money-back guarantee. Genuinely.

If your robot fails to worry on your behalf within the first 30 days, we will refund you in full. No questions asked. Well — one question. We will ask what it was worrying about, because frankly that sounds like our problem now. If you find yourself worrying again after hiring a robot, that's also covered. That just means we sent you the wrong robot, and we'll make it right. The only thing we cannot refund is the peace of mind. Once you've had it, it tends to stick.

Happy non-worriers

Real reviews from people who outsourced their anxiety

★★★★★

"I used to lie awake at 3am wondering if I'd left the oven on. Now my robot does that for me. I slept 11 hours last night."

S
Sandra K.Copenhagen · Spiral Specialist owner
★★★★★

"My Spiral Specialist has been worrying about my career and my relationships for 47 days straight. I've never felt more carefree."

T
Thomas B.Berlin · Spiral Specialist owner
★★★★★

"One thing leads to another leads to another — and my robot handles all of it. Worth every cent."

M
Maria L.Amsterdam · Spiral Specialist owner
★★★★☆

"I was sceptical. Then my robot ran 94 branching catastrophe timelines on my behalf and I slept like a baby. Four stars."

J
Jakob R.Stockholm · Spiral Specialist owner

Frequently asked anxieties

Questions we worry you might have

What exactly does my robot do all day?↓
Your robot runs continuous worry simulations based on the scenario you provided. It paces back and forth, runs worst-case projections, catastrophizes on your behalf, and files hourly panic reports. You don't need to do anything — just relax.
Can I pause my robot?↓
Yes, you can pause at any time from your worry dashboard. Your robot will enter a low-power standby mode where it only does light fretting. Your worry will be safely stored and resumed when you're ready.
What if my robot worries too much?↓
That's the whole point! But if your robot exceeds its anxiety quota we'll automatically upgrade you to a higher tier. You'll receive a notification and an invoice. More worrying, more billing — everyone wins.
Is my worry kept private?↓
Absolutely. All worries are encrypted and contained within your assigned robot. We use industry-standard anxiety encryption (AES-256 with extra dread). Your secrets are safe — your robot just frets about them, it doesn't share them.
Can I give my robot a new worry?↓
Yes! From your worry dashboard you can submit new worries, reprioritize existing ones, and even give your robot a worry holiday (during which it will worry about having nothing to worry about).
What happens when my subscription ends?↓
Your robot will send you a farewell anxiety report summarising everything it worried about on your behalf. After that, your worries are returned to you. We recommend renewing before this happens.